The following book review was originally published in the excellent Scotzine fanzine The 12th Man Issue 11, available from their website.
Graham Roberts' autobiography is 244 pages long, has two different covers and two forewords - one for Tottenham Hotspur and one for Rangers - the team he played for that made him famous both sides of the border.
It is also packed full of well told stories from his life, with Colin Duncan putting Roberts' story into a very good read.
In terms of Roberts' time in Scotland and, perhaps, the reason his book is in a Scottish football fanzine, Chris Woods (who does the Rangers' foreword) sums it up nicely: “Robbo only spent eighteen months in Glasgow, yet twenty years later he is still fondly remembered by the fans.” I guess not just Rangers or Old Firm fans remember him too, given his time as manager with Clyde – which is also touched upon in the book.
The book starts off with stories from Roberts’ youth, how his Mum was his first manager, how he moved schools to further his chances of a football career and, most importantly, how after a trial with Southampton, Lawrie McMenemy told him “We don’t think you’ll ever make it as a professional footballer”!
This was an early blow at 16 for Roberts, but potentially one that made him stronger over time.
After the trial, Roberts was unemployed, on the dole and looking for a club; Bournemouth came calling but after a successful season in the youth team, the club ran into financial troubles and decided to scrap their entire youth team – so again Roberts found himself on the dole and without a club.
Luckily for Roberts, his coach at Bournemouth helped him continue his apprenticeship, this time at Fratton Park for Portsmouth – at this stage in his career Roberts was playing as a striker and scored 49 (!) goals in his first season with Portsmouth youth team.
The next season he was given a chance in a pre-season friendly to prove his worth but only 45 seconds after coming on as a substitute, Roberts suffered a horrendous challenge that broke his left ankle – the club then reneged on the contract, over fears that he would never recover from the injury.
So again, Roberts was left without a club and turned instead to a manual labour job, which, as Roberts accounts in the book, allows him to play on a part-time basis with Dorchester Town.
After a good spell coming back from injury, Roberts talks about how his old boss at Bournemouth (Stuart Morgan) came back in for him and took him to Weymouth – where, despite holding down two jobs, Roberts impressed enough for league clubs to start calling.
Roberts then discusses how he came about to be a Spurs player, having first almost agreed to sign for West Bromwich Albion and Ron Atkinson – to the extent that he was at the Hawthorns when he received a call telling him Tottenham Hotspur wanted him too; Roberts obviously chose Spurs but he recounts how he made the decision and how he told Ron Atkinson he’d changed his mind – against his wife’s wishes!
Ironically, one of Roberts’ first trips with the first team was to Ibrox, for a pre-season friendly, but he didn’t feature in the game at all.
A long opening chapter finishes with Roberts retelling of his first substitute appearance, his first start and his first clash with an opposition player – it’s a great opening chapter and holds promise for the rest of the book.
The second chapter deals with the run to Roberts’ first cup final, the 1981 FA Cup final, where Spurs beat Man City in a replay – the chapter has details of the games, the Chas and Dave single, losing three teeth in the first final and the operation after the celebrations – all told with a fond recollection.
The next chapter deals with the disappointments of the 1981/82 season, which Roberts relates to the Rangers campaign of 2007/08, where both teams were going for a quadruple, but both almost finished up empty handed.
Next up was some European tails, as Roberts takes the reader through some disappointments, losing the European Cup Winners’ Cup semi final to Barcelona, and the triumphs, winning the 1984 UEFA Cup on penalties, in a game where Roberts was captain and lifted the trophy.
Roberts moves on to his last two seasons at Spurs which he runs over quickly, but informatively, giving account of the change of managers and his dislike of David Pleat, before his transfer to Rangers.
There is a chapter devoted to Roberts’ six England caps, which he feels he should have had more of, but each of the games he did play is covered in detail all the same.
Roberts’ hatred of David Pleat comes through quite strongly, through various mentions through the Spurs chapters, and he doesn’t hold back.
The next section of the book is devoted to his time at Rangers, which, despite only being an 18-month spell as previously mentioned, was a successful spell resulting in Rangers’ first league championship in a long time.
Some details of his time in Glasgow brings home the sectarianism issues that blight our society – tales of violent threats, opposition players using it to wind others up, burglaries, vigilante supporters, and more – not all sectarian related but show a side to his time in Glasgow that didn’t crop up during his time in London.
Along the same theme, a whole chapter is devoted to the events of the Old Firm game that ended with Roberts (along with Chris Woods, Terry Buther and Frank McAvennie) arrested and up in court – Roberts’ talks of his not proven verdict, feeling bad for Woods and Butcher (who got a criminal record for their charges) and the fact he thinks that it was because the three players were English that they were made an example of.
The next chapter is a tad self-indulgent, in that it takes the reader through the boxing matches against Frank McAvennie in Glasgow and then Bolton – seems like a long way to explain that him and Macca are still friends, despite the court appearance.
Following on front that is the story of how he came to leave Rangers, after an innocuous showdown with Graeme Souness, who wouldn’t back down, and was transfer listed, forced to train alone, not allowed to play with any teams, including the youths and how he was finally sold to Chelsea just before the start of the season.
Roberts explains he later made it up with Souness, when the latter was manager of Southampton, although you can sense his disappointment at his teammates for not sticking up for him, especially Terry Butcher.
His transfer to Chelsea went well as the team were winning, although a falling out with chairman Ken Bates – after a disagreement over a signing on fee – led to him leaving Chelsea and signing for West Brom, despite scoring 13 goals for a Second Division championship winning team.
What follows on from this is a chapter about when his Mum died of cancer and how he fell out with almost his entire family, a sad chapter but one slightly out of place in this, so far, excellent book.
Again, a short career stint at West Brom, in which, he was effectively sacked by an ex-teammate, Ossie Ardiles.
A drop down a good few league, to Enfield, first as a player and then later as a player/manager, before being sacked – this led to a short spell at Stevenage when a dispute over a transfer to Yeovil left him retiring to get out of his contract!
His first real management job then came at Yeovil, where despite being relegated shortly after taking over, he won promotion back to the Conference.
After three and a half years at Yeovil, Roberts would appear to have become a footballing nomad as his tail goes from Chesham, to Slough Town, to Hertford Town, to Boreham Wood, which Roberts does refer to later when he talks about “being in charge of virtually every non-league team in the south of England”!
Next up is his second spell in Scotland, this time managing Clyde – he doesn’t rate his board again (“some of the jokers who ran the ship at Broadwood”) and it’s very obvious that Graham Roberts had a lot of arguments with a lot of people over his football career, but he seemed to come off the worse for every one of them…
The league cup game against Rangers is given good coverage, a kind of homecoming for Roberts and a prelude to the Celtic game that forms the most of the Clyde chapter, for obvious reasons - he revels in beating his old foes, but things suddenly turn sour at Clyde, like they have at so many clubs for Roberts, and again after an argument – this time with Joe Miller.
The following tribunal drags out in the book as well as it did in reality, while Roberts explains how his named was cleared after false allegations from Miller and others caused the board to sack Roberts and Roberts feels has caused him not to be offered any further jobs in management since.
I feel the book was good, it was definitely well written, but think it lost itself about half way through and could have been a lot shorter, in order to keep the pace it started with.
Rating: 7/10